Dialogs May 2021

I think you know why I’m afraid.

Excuse me? My emotional needs are not being met here.

You know, I was trying to show off. I was not trying to be silly.

Fucking piece of shit asshole motherfucker.

You are speaking to me very disparagingly, and I want you to stop it.

The falling action aeriates the flakes. That’s part of the genius of the design.

I’m not going to tell you if she hasn’t told you.

You’re not okay. Do you need help?

Tell me why you feel this way.

Yeah, sorry about that; I was fucked in the head.

That’s right! It’s me!

If you’re not proud of what you’ve done, you should be. In my opinion.

I was confused in a special way.

I am sensing an adversarial tone in your manner and bearing.

If that turns out to be the case I’ll be stunned and amazed.

No-one has ever asked me that before.

You’re making the world a better place.

You are telling me to buy less clothes. You.

I don’t remember anything after that until I woke up in the car just now with you shaking me.

You and I both know you play it loose with the truth sometimes.

I read it before I even knew I was looking at it.

The first person to shoot themselves in the face gets the penny.

Do you think this is the question?

Okay, well, I don’t give a shit what you think.

Because I’m crazy.

Everything went sideways. My life is complicated.

All wolves are dogs. But not all dogs are wolves.

Nobody does ’em like me. Nobody.

Nobody’s thinking that but you, man.

I’m going to fuck you in the teeth with a ball-peen hammer.

I’m no longer capable of enjoying the activities that made me famous.

There’s no story; it’s just lube. I use it for lubricative purposes.

Oh, c’mon, everybody’s thinking it. Let’s get it on out there.

You’re gonna hafta start making some sense, man.

They know who they are. That’s enough for me.

I want to watch them think it.

I think you guys have the stuff to do it.

It’s not actually damaging the tissue.

Just answer the fucking question. What the fuck year is it?

You’ve been taking your mind away.

I’m not cheating, and I have no mystical powers. It was just a coincidence.

This conversation is pointless, and I shall have no more of it.

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