I been caught stealing
Once, when I was five
I enjoy stealing
It’s just as simple as that
Well, it’s just a simple fact
When I want something, man
I don’t want to pay for it
I walk right
Through the door
Walk right through the door
Hey all right
If I get by
It’s mine
Mine all mine
— Jane’s Addiction, “Been Caught Stealing” (1990)
Ethan Abides 