For the first time in over five years, I have put a new quote at the top of the Quotes list. It’s not really new though, because it was already on the list. I just moved it up to the top of the list and said it was new. The thing is, I have no compunctions against putting quotes I love into the faces of anybody who looks my way. ‘Cause they’re so cool. Quotes in general, but my list in particular.

This “new” quote was on the very first quotes page I ever did, back in the old SimplePhrase days. And I just felt like drawing attention to it again. It’s been a long time since it was at the top of the list. Some people might not be familiar with it. Seems likely, actually. So go read the quote, and read the ones after it too if you feel like a good quotes list. You can click the link in the previous paragraph to get to it, or you should be able to use site navigation to get there as well. Poke around the page and click where it says, “Quotes”.

Hey gang. I recently updated Quasi, on the home page of this web thing. This is a fairly significant upgrade, in my opinion, and I’m curious to hear other people’s opinions. If you haven’t looked at Quasi in a while, or ever, I encourage you to take a moment to check it out. It’s better than ever, and I can tell you that reading it is generally a positive experience. After reading, leave a comment if you have anything you wanna tell me. Thanks for your time.

Hey gang, I have birthed a new Quasi postulate. (Quasi, of course, being my existential to-do list that lives on the main page here at EthanAbides.com.)

Let’s make a game of it. Can you guess which postulate is the new one? The winner doesn’t get anything (unless they get it themselves), but I will tell you whether your guess is right or not. Click here for Quasi.

I feel kinda conflicted about the previous paragraph. That’s a standard blog thing, trying to drum up conversation in your comment section. But man, I hate comment sections. Oh well. There it is. Whatever will be, will be.

Now that I’m paying for my WordPress site, I get a free domain. So you can now find this website at EthanAbides.com. Isn’t that exciting? Of course, it might be intermittent for the next 72 hours or so. But yeah, new domain. Hoopadoola.

For those who don’t know, Quasi is my philosophy of life. Call it an existential to-do list. Quasi lives on the homepage of this site, and it hasn’t been updated in quite some time. Well, now it’s updated. Go look at it. It will change your life. Maybe. Click here for Quasi.

Good news, everybody. I don’t know if there’s actually an everybody to address though. I don’t know if anyone still subscribes to this blog. Doesn’t matter. I’ve got good news, and if it’s the only option I’ll scream it into the void.

What’s the good news? I’m glad you asked. After a years-long hiatus, I am putting the Cock Movie Project back online. Click here or find it in the header; it’s got it’s own button and everything.

Enjoy, whoever is out there.