“New” Quote

For the first time in over five years, I have put a new quote at the top of the Quotes list. It’s not really new though, because it was already on the list. I just moved it up to the top of the list and said it was new. The thing is, I have no compunctions against putting quotes I love into the faces of anybody who looks my way. ‘Cause they’re so cool. Quotes in general, but my list in particular.

This “new” quote was on the very first quotes page I ever did, back in the old SimplePhrase days. And I just felt like drawing attention to it again. It’s been a long time since it was at the top of the list. Some people might not be familiar with it. Seems likely, actually. So go read the quote, and read the ones after it too if you feel like a good quotes list. You can click the link in the previous paragraph to get to it, or you should be able to use site navigation to get there as well. Poke around the page and click where it says, “Quotes”.

The Dude Abides, and So Do I

Introductory paragraph that acknowledges that the name of this website, Ethan Abides, is a Lebowski reference, since somebody asked.

For the record, I am similar to the Dude in four respects.* First, we’re both unemployed. Second, we both smoke weed. Third, we both don’t like the Eagles. Fourth, we both abide. There, I’m afraid, the similarities end.

* I mean, beyond the fact that we’re both cis-het white middle class American men, and the raft of similarities that come with those designations.

Quasi Trundles On

Hey gang. I recently updated Quasi, on the home page of this web thing. This is a fairly significant upgrade, in my opinion, and I’m curious to hear other people’s opinions. If you haven’t looked at Quasi in a while, or ever, I encourage you to take a moment to check it out. It’s better than ever, and I can tell you that reading it is generally a positive experience. After reading, leave a comment if you have anything you wanna tell me. Thanks for your time.

New Quasi Postulate

Hey gang, I have birthed a new Quasi postulate. (Quasi, of course, being my existential to-do list that lives on the main page here at EthanAbides.com.)

Let’s make a game of it. Can you guess which postulate is the new one? The winner doesn’t get anything (unless they get it themselves), but I will tell you whether your guess is right or not. Click here for Quasi.

I feel kinda conflicted about the previous paragraph. That’s a standard blog thing, trying to drum up conversation in your comment section. But man, I hate comment sections. Oh well. There it is. Whatever will be, will be.

The Cock Movie Project now online

Good news, everybody. I don’t know if there’s actually an everybody to address though. I don’t know if anyone still subscribes to this blog. Doesn’t matter. I’ve got good news, and if it’s the only option I’ll scream it into the void.

What’s the good news? I’m glad you asked. After a years-long hiatus, I am putting the Cock Movie Project back online. Click here or find it in the header; it’s got it’s own button and everything.

Enjoy, whoever is out there.