In March of 2005, some friends of mine and I embarked on a bizarre mission. It all stemmed from an email that Isaac got. It was a chain email, and each recipient was to add one item to a growing list of movies in which one word of the title was replaced by the word “cock.” The unspoken rule was that no movie reference materials could be used to help come up with titles; all the movies had to be from memory. When Isaac presented this concept to us, it triggered such a frenzy of movie cock-ification that we surprised ourselves.
Once the dust had settled, it turned out that we had produced a list of over 500 movies. It was quickly decided that this list should be whipped into shape and shared with the world. Hence this web page. In the end, after culling the lame and the duplicates, we ended up with over 350 movies. The actual number I leave to the reader to determine.
The movies are listed in a somewhat random order. I figured it’d be funnier to present them that way rather than alphabetically or some such. We hope you enjoy the list. We’re really rather proud of it.
| Cock-ified Movie | Actual Title |
| Rebel Without a Cock | Rebel Without a Cause |
| Cock for an Eye | Eye for an Eye |
| Fiddler on the Cock | Fiddler on the Roof |
| Cock Treatment | Shock Treatment |
| Cockknobs and Broomsticks | Bedknobs and Broomsticks |
| 40 Days and 40 Cocks | 40 Days and 40 Nights |
| Dude, Where’s My Cock? | Dude, Where’s My Car? |
| Bridget Jones’s Cock | Bridget Jones’s Diary |
| Arthur 2: On the Cocks | Arthur 2: On the Rocks |
| Steel Cocks | Steel Magnolias |
| Genghis Cock | Genghis Khan |
| The Thing Called Cock | The Thing Called Love |
| The English Cock | The English Patient |
| Black Cock | Black Beauty |
| Cock Forever | Batman Forever |
| Captain Horatio Cockblower | Captain Horatio Hornblower |
| Forces of Cock | Forces of Nature |
| The Virgin Cock | The Virgin Suicides |
| Wild Wild Cock | Wild Wild West |
| The Strange Cock of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde | The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde |
| A Shock to the Cock | A Shock to the System |
| Vertical Cock | Vertical Limit |
| Cock Vs. the Vampire Women | Samson Vs. the Vampire Women |
| The 2000 Year Old Cock | The 2000 Year Old Man |
| Dodgeball: A True Cock Story | Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story |
| The Land Before Cock | The Land Before Time |
| Harry Cock and the Chamber of Secrets | Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets |
| Bill & Ted’s Excellent Cock | Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure |
| Bill & Ted’s Bogus Cock | Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey |
| Cock Down Below | Fire Down Below |
| Any Given Cock | Any Given Sunday |
| The League of Extraordinary Cocks | The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen |
| A Tale of Two Cocks | A Tale of Two Cities |
| It’s a Wonderful Cock | It’s a Wonderful Life |
| Cockless in Seattle | Sleepless in Seattle |
| The Cock in the Hat | The Cat in the Hat |
| The Perfect Cock | The Perfect Storm |
| 12 Angry Cocks | 12 Angry Men |
| Cockbiscuit | Seabiscuit |
| Cockman Of Alcatraz | Birdman of Alcatraz |
| Cockula | Dracula |
| Top Cock | Top Gun |
| Out of Cock | Out of Africa |
| Interview with the Cock | Interview with the Vampire |
| The Cock Identity | The Bourne Identity |
| Big Cock in Little China | Big Trouble in Little China |
| Ocean’s Cock | Ocean’s Eleven |
| Fried Green Cock | Fried Green Tomatoes |
| Cockfinger | Goldfinger |
| The Seventh Cock | The Seventh Sign |
| Love Cock | Love Actually |
| Crouching Tiger, Hidden Cock | Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon |
| Joe Versus the Cock | Joe Versus the Volcano |
| Hard Cock | Hard Rain |
| King Cock | King Kong |
| Son Of Cock | Son of Kong |
| Million Dollar Cock | Million Dollar Baby |
| It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad Cock | It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World |
| I Know Why the Caged Cock Sings | I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings |
| Anna and the Cock | Anna and the King |
| The Talented Mr. Cock | The Talented Mr. Ripley |
| The Usual Cocks | The Usual Suspects |
| Cock, Interrupted | Girl, Interrupted |
| Terminator 3: Rise of the Cocks | Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines |
| Anaconda | Anaconda (heh heh heh) |
| Cock of the Dead | Shaun of the Dead |
| Superman IV: The Quest for Cock | Superman IV: The Quest for Peace |
| Funny Cock | Funny Girl |
| Back to the Cock | Back to the Future |
| Dances with Cocks | Dances with Wolves |
| Dracula: Dead and Loving Cock | Dracula: Dead and Loving It |
| The Power of Cock | The Power of One |
| Short Cock | Short Circuit |
| Monster’s Cock | Monster’s Ball |
| Mission: Cock | Mission: Impossible |
| White Hunter Black Cock | White Hunter Black Heart |
| Apocalypse Cock | Apocalypse Now |
| Cocks in the Outfield | Angels in the Outfield |
| The Incredible Cock | The Incredible Journey |
| Blazing Cocks | Blazing Saddles |
| Kentucky Fried Cock | Kentucky Fried Movie |
| Cock Under Fire | Courage Under Fire |
| Stand by Cock | Stand by Me |
| Robin Hood: Cocks in Tights | Robin Hood: Men in Tights |
| Beauty and the Cock | Beauty and the Beast |
| Cock on the Orient Express | Murder on the Orient Express |
| Cock Madness | Reefer Madness |
| Cock Everlasting | Tuck Everlasting |
| Annie Get Your Cock | Annie Get Your Gun |
| The Pilot’s Cock | The Pilot’s Wife |
| The Blue Cock | The Blue Lagoon |
| My Date with the President’s Cock | My Date with the President’s Daughter |
| Anne of a Thousand Cocks | Anne of a Thousand Days |
| The Cock Clause | The Santa Clause |
| ‘Manos’ the Cock of Fate | ‘Manos’ the Hands of Fate |
| Three Men and a Little Cock | Three Men and a Little Lady |
| Pecker | Pecker |
| Scary Cock | Scary Movie |
| The Full Cock | The Full Monty |
| Cocks from Space | Muppets from Space |
| Red Cock | Red Dawn |
| Murder by Cock | Murder by Numbers |
| The Cock Who Shot Liberty Valance | The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance |
| A Few Good Cocks | A Few Good Men |
| Shaft | Shaft |
| Life as a Cock | Life as a House |
| The Incredible Shrinking Cock | The Incredible Shrinking Man |
| Seven Cocks for Seven Brothers | Seven Brides for Seven Brothers |
| Never Say Cock Again | Never Say Never Again |
| Drunken Cock | Drunken Fist |
| Cock at 1600 | Murder at 1600 |
| Paper Cock | Paper Moon |
| Gone with the Cock | Gone with the Wind |
| The Cock of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension | The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension |
| Cock Off | Face Off |
| Paint Your Cock | Paint Your Wagon |
| The Good, the Bad, and the Cock | The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly |
| They Call Me Cock | They Call Me Trinity |
| Cock Is Still My Name | Trinity is Still My Name |
| Shanghai Cock | Shanghai Noon |
| Daddy’s Dyin’… Who’s Got The Cock? | Daddy’s Dyin’… Who’s Got the Will? |
| 8 Cocks in a Duffle Bag | 8 Heads in a Duffle Bag |
| Cape Cock | Cape Fear |
| Bed of Cocks | Bed of Roses |
| What Cocks May Come | What Dreams May Come |
| Lady and the Cock | Lady and the Tramp |
| Au Revoir Les Cocks | Au Revoir Les Enfants |
| The Shaggy Cock | The Shaggy Dog |
| The Phantom of the Cock | The Phantom of the Opera |
| Runaway Cock | Runaway Bride |
| Cock: The Musical | Chicago: The Musical |
| The Seven Cock Itch | The Seven Year Itch |
| Night of the Living Cock | Night of the Living Dead |
| All About the Cocks | All About the Benjamins |
| Babes in Cockland | Babes in Toyland |
| Batman & Cock | Batman & Robin |
| A Kiss Before Cock | A Kiss Before Dying |
| She’s All Cock | She’s All That |
| Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Cock | Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory |
| 28 Cocks Later | 28 Days Later |
| Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Cock | Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom |
| Lethal Cock | Lethal Weapon |
| Invasion of the Cock Snatchers | Invasion of the Body Snatchers |
| Pippi Longcocking | Pippi Longstocking |
| When Cock Met Sally | When Harry Met Sally |
| Flight of the Cock | Flight of the Navigator |
| The Naked Cock | The Naked Gun |
| The Cock Also Rises | The Sun Also Rises |
| Above the Cock | Above the Law |
| Dante’s Cock | Dante’s Peak |
| Pee-wee’s Big Cock | Pee-wee’s Big Adventure |
| Big Cock Pee-wee | Big Top Pee-wee |
| Reservoir Cocks | Reservoir Dogs |
| One Magic Cock | One Magic Christmas |
| The Cock of Dr. Moreau | The Island of Dr. Moreau |
| True Cock | True Grit |
| My Best Friend’s Cock | My Best Friend’s Wedding |
| Mortal Kock: Annihilation | Mortal Kombat: Annihilation |
| Jailhouse Cock | Jailhouse Rock |
| Jungle Cock | Jungle Fever |
| Absolute Cock | Absolute Power |
| The Breakfast Cock | The Breakfast Club |
| I Was a Teenage Cock | I Was a Teenage Werewolf |
| Purple Cock | Purple Rain |
| Alien Vs. Cock | Alien Vs. Predator |
| Trading Cocks | Trading Places |
| Desperately Seeking Cock | Desperately Seeking Susan |
| You’ve Got Cock | You’ve Got Mail |
| Jurassic Cock | Jurassic Park |
| The City of Lost Cocks | The City of Lost Children |
| Planes, Trains and Cocks | Planes, Trains and Automobiles |
| Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Cock | Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind |
| Chasing Cock | Chasing Amy |
| 10 Things I Hate About Cock | 10 Things I Hate About You |
| Captain Cock | Captain Blood |
| Code of Cock | Code of Ethics |
| The Odd Cock | The Odd Couple |
| The Cock of the Mohicans | The Last of the Mohicans |
| Babe: Cock in the City | Babe: Pig in the City |
| Natural Born Cocks | Natural Born Killers |
| Days of Cock | Days of Thunder |
| Cockstruck | Moonstruck |
| A View to a Cock | A View to a Kill |
| Cock Hard | Die Hard |
| Cock Hard 2: Cock Harder | Die Hard 2: Die Harder |
| Die Hard: With A Cock | Die Hard: With a Vengeance |
| Changing Cocks | Changing Lanes |
| The Cock Reloaded | The Matrix Reloaded |
| Cock on the Fourth of July | Born on the Fourth of July |
| From Russia with Cock | From Russia with Love |
| Dick | Dick |
| A Room with a Cock | A Room with a View |
| Cock of Dreams | Field of Dreams |
| Sudden Cock | Sudden Impact |
| Hannah and Her Cock | Hannah and Her Sisters |
| Last Cock Standing | Last Man Standing |
| Cock-A-Go-Go! | Prison-A-Go-Go! |
| Little Big Cock | Little Big Man |
| 9 1/2 Cocks | 9 1/2 Weeks |
| Bringing Up Cock | Bringing Up Baby |
| Snow White and the Seven Cocks | Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs |
| Gulliver’s Cock | Gulliver’s Travels |
| Johnny Got His Cock | Johnny Got His Gun |
| The Silence of the Cocks | The Silence of the Lambs |
| Cock Holiday | Roman Holiday |
| Country of My Cock | Country of My Skill |
| The Cock of the Incredible Hulk | The Death of the Incredible Hulk |
| Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cock | Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb |
| Cock Woman | Pretty Woman |
| On Her Majesty’s Secret Cock | On Her Majesty’s Secret Service |
| Practical Cock | Practical Magic |
| Cock on a Hot Tin Roof | Cat on a Hot Tin Roof |
| The Man with the Golden Cock | The Man with the Golden Gun |
| The Cock Of Zorro | The Mark of Zorro |
| My Left Cock | My Left Foot |
| Demolition Cock | Demolition Man |
| Kindergarten Cock | Kindergarten Cop |
| Black Cock Down | Black Hawk Down |
| Pump Up The Cock | Pump Up the Volume |
| Call of the Cock | Call of the Wild |
| If These Cocks Could Talk | If These Walls Could Talk |
| Enter the Cock | Enter the Dragon |
| Minority Cock | Minority Report |
| Marathon Cock | Marathon Man |
| The Spy Who Loved Cock | The Spy Who Loved Me |
| Raiders of the Lost Cock | Raiders of the Lost Ark |
| Much Ado About Cock | Much Ado About Nothing |
| Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Cock | Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl |
| Gentlemen Prefer Cocks | Gentlemen Prefer Blonds |
| The Cocks of Wrath | The Grapes of Wrath |
| A Cock Grows in Brooklyn | A Cock Grows in Brooklyn |
| Cockraiser | Hellraiser |
| The Prisoner Of Cock | The Prisoner of Zenda |
| Rainbow Brite and the Cock Stealer | Rainbow Brite and the Star Stealer |
| The Man with One Red Cock | The Man with One Red Shoe |
| I Heart Cock | I Heart Huckabees |
| History of the Cock: Part I | History of the World: Part I |
| The Secret Cock | The Secret Garden |
| The 13th Cock | The 13th Warrior |
| Free Willy | Free Willy |
| In Love and Cock | In Love and War |
| The Miracle Cock | The Miracle Worker |
| The African Cock | The African Queen |
| Ruthless Cocks | Ruthless People |
| Cock Of Frankenstien | Bride of Frankenstien |
| Cocks Don’t Cry | Boys Don’t Cry |
| Sliding Cocks | Sliding Doors |
| The Wizard Of Cock | The Wizard of Oz |
| Final Fantasy: The Cock Within | Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within |
| A Fistful of Cock | A Fistful of Dollars |
| For A Few Cocks More | For a Few Dollars More |
| Soylent Cock | Soylent Green |
| The Long Cock Home | The Long Walk Home |
| Cocks, Inc. | Monsters, Inc. |
| The Cock Diaries | The Princess Diaries |
| The Cock in Betty Lou’s Handbag | The Gun in Betty Lou’s Handbag |
| Don’t Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Cock Juice in the Hood | Don’t Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood |
| School of Cock | School of Rock |
| The Pink Cock | The Pink Panther |
| Revenge of the Pink Cock | Revenge of the Pink Panther |
| The Pink Cock Strikes Again | The Pink Panther Strikes Again |
| The Hunt for Red Cock | The Hunt for Red October |
| All’s Quiet on the Cock Front | All’s Quiet on the Western Front |
| Amazon Women on the Cock | Amazon Women on the Moon |
| The Cock and Mr. Chicken | The Ghost and Mr. Chicken |
| Rear Cock | Rear Window |
| The Big Cock | The Big Lebowski |
| The Cock Is Not Enough | The World Is Not Enough |
| How the Grinch Stole Cock | How the Grinch Stole Christmas |
| Cocktail | Cocktail |
| Cock Bandits | Time Bandits |
| Lord of the Cock | Lord of the Flies |
| The Great Cock Caper | The Great Muppet Caper |
| Next Cock Wonderland | Next Stop Wonderland |
| Cock Of Arabia | Lawrence of Arabia |
| Peggy Sue Got Cock | Peggy Sue Got Married |
| The Purple Cock of Cairo | The Purple Rose of Cairo |
| Father of the Cock | Father of the Bride |
| The Cock That Wouldn’t Die | The Brain That Wouldn’t Die |
| James and the Giant Cock | James and the Giant Peach |
| I Spit on Your Cock | I Spit on Your Grave |
| A Hard Cock’s Night | A Hard Day’s Night |
| The Love Cock | The Love Bug |
| Two Cocks For Sister Sara | Two Mules for Sister Sara |
| Cock Shy | Gun Shy |
| 2 Cocks in the Valley | 2 Days in the Valley |
| Robocock | Robocop |
| The Thin Red Cock | The Thin Red Line |
| Cocktime For Bonzo | Bedtime for Bonzo |
| Deathstalker and the Cocks from Hell | Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell |
| Romancing The Cock | Romancing the Stone |
| On Golden Cock | On Golden Pond |
| The Cock Purple | The Color Purple |
| Little Shop of Cocks | Little Shop of Horrors |
| A Cock in the Dark | A Shot in the Dark |
| Dirty Rotten Cocks | Dirty Rotten Scoundrels |
| Zombie Cock | Zombie Lake |
| Bram Stoker’s Cock | Bram Stoker’s Dracula |
| Cock Raider | Tomb Raider |
| Cock Potion No. 9 | Love Potion No. 9 |
| My Big Fat Greek Cock | My Big Fat Greek Wedding |
| Cock Soup | Duck Soup |
| The Chronicles of Cock | The Chronicles of Riddick |
| Prince of Cocks | Prince of Tides |
| In the Heat of the Cock | In the Heat of the Night |
| The Invisible Cock | The Invisible Man |
| When a Cock Loves a Woman | When a Man Loves a Woman |
| Pulp Cock | Pulp Fiction |
| Schindler’s Cock | Schindler’s List |
| Full Metal Cock | Full Metal Jacket |
| Father Cock | Father Goose |
| Death of a Cock | Death of a Salesman |
| The Cock Men | The Yes Men |
| A Cock to Remember | An Affair to Remember |
| Bright Lights, Big Cock | Bright Lights, Big City |
| Divine Secrets of the Cock-Cock Sisterhood | Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood |
| Harold and Cock | Harold and Maude |
| Attack of the 50 Foot Cock | Attack of the 50 Foot Woman |
| King Solomon’s Cock | King Solomon’s Mines |
| Chitty Chitty Cock Bang | Chitty Chitty Bang Bang |
| The Man with Two Cocks | The Man with Two Brains |
| Piglet’s Very Own Cock | Piglet’s Very Own Movie |
| Stop! Or My Cock Will Shoot | Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot |
| Robin Hood: Prince Of Cocks | Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves |
| Finding Cock | Finding Nemo |
| A Farewell To Cock | A Farewell to Arms |
| A Cock Runs Through It | A River Runs Through It |
| Cock Factor | Chill Factor |
| The Cock Whisperer | The Horse Whisperer |
| The Emperor’s New Cock | The Emperor’s New Groove |
| Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Cocks | Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels |
| Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Cock | Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan |
| Star Trek III: The Search For Cock | Star Trek III: The Search for Spock |
| Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Cock | Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country |
| O Cock, Where Art Thou? | O Brother, Where Art Thou? |
| The Cock of the Christ | The Passion of the Christ |
| The Hand That Rocks the Cock | The Hand That Rocks the Cradle |
| How to Marry a Cock | How to Marry a Millionaire |
| Attack of the Killer Cocks | Attack of the Killer Tomatoes |
| All the President’s Cocks | All the President’s Men |
| Honey, I Shrunk the Cock | Honey, I Shrunk the Kids |
| Gigantic (A Tale of Two Cocks) | Gigantic (A Tale of Two Johns) |
| The Cock Samurai | The Last Samurai |
| The Little Cock | The Little Princess |
| A Brief History of Cock | A Brief History of Time |
| Child’s Play 4: Cock of Chucky | Child’s Play 4: Bride of Chucky |
| Bird on a Cock | Bird on a Wire |
| Sometimes They Come Back… For Cock | Sometimes They Come Back… For More |
| Cock Rodgers | Buck Rodgers |
| The Royal Cock | The Royal Tenenbaums |
| The Neverending Cock | The Neverending Story |
| Picnic at Hanging Cock | Picnic at Hanging Rock |
| The Nutty Cock | The Nutty Professor |
| Half-Cocked | Half-Cocked |
| The Last Cock | The Last Starfighter |
| A Wish for Cocks That Work | A Wish for Wings That Work |
| Addicted to Cock | Addicted to Love |
| The Cock And Miss Jones | The Devil and Miss Jones |
| Legends of the Cock | Legends of the Fall |
| The Search for One-eye Cock | The Search for One-eye Jimmy |
| Dirty Cock | Dirty Harry |
| Grumpy Old Cocks | Grumpy Old Men |
| Cock of Life | Proof of Life |
| My Own Private Cock | My Own Private Idaho |
| My Fair Cock | My Fair Lady |
Ethan Abides 