This is a story about Robert Wilson, whose refrigerator has, seemingly instantaneously, developed an unexpected idiosyncrasy. Rather a mouthful, that. But anyway, yeah. It’s a short story in 11 parts. It’s got comedy, and adventure, and a king, a journey across dimensions, and a dismantler drone. There’s romance but it’s not a kissing story. You’ve heard of urban fantasy, right? I think of this story as suburban fantasy. I’m quite proud of this one; I hope you enjoy it.
I wrote and published this story on a blog around 2006. This is its first appearance on the web since 2012. It lives on Ethan Abides for the time being.